What I've learned:

Things I have learned in just the few days that I have been 30.

1.) I am NOT made to hang out in a "club" anymore. Mornings come too early.

2.) Going to bed at 4:30 am is a BIG mistake.

3.) Adam does a great job with Madelyn when I'm not around.

4.) You are NEVER too old for Sour Patch Kids.

5.) Below Adam and Madelyn, Diet Mt. Dew commonly ranks next on my list of favorite things.

6.) Doesn't matter how old I get, I don't think I'll EVER be one of those people to stand in line outside in freezing cold for Black Friday.